"...late to my vagina." - what she said to late arrivals
"This is stuff I made up while high in my tub." - intro. to exercises
"Holy fuck stick."
"Horny means hello."
"Symmetry gets me off."
"Fear and adrenaline causes mistakes, bitches."
"We do things slowly because we love watching the fucking process."
"I know you think that Harold fucks us. But we fuck Harold!" - making the point that we are in control and we need to initiate harder and push the agenda
And my favorite:
"A recycled mistake is your greatest fucking comic gift. When else does two wrongs make a right?"
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